America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...