Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...