Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...