DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
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Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...