Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...