Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.