How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...