Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...