Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...