The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...