Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...