Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...