Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...