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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...