Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...