Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...