Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...