All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...