The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Compare the genders
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Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.