Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.