Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...