Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...