Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...