Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...