Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...