Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!