Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...