What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...