Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...