What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...