Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...