An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...