Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...