There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...