‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!