Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...