Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...