Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...