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What do the Chinese call a 69?
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Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
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The essential difference
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GOD’s Kids.
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Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
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Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...