Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...