The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...