If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...