Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...