Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.