One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.