Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...