Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...