what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...