Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Understanding Your Paycheck
Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...