The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...