SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...