What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...