Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.